Really? This is how you WANT to look??

Ok, I am on a dating website, and really, are women really so stupid that the think the best picture they can put up of them is the one that only shows the top third of their head?? What the FUCK??

Now I realize that you should put your best foot forward and all, but pictures like that – don’t even get me fucking started on the mother fucking DUCK FACE – are NOT a good selling point!

“Hey, the hairline on that one is SEXY!”

“Almost no roots!”

When I look at a picture of someone, I would like to actually SEE that person, not just the top of her head.

“What a straight part!”

Eyes are important, and nice hair is good, but please, you are trying to get a man interested in you. That kind of picture will only attract hairdressers, most of whom are typically gay.

And the duck face is such a massive fucking turn-off. You don’t look sexy, playful, pouty cute, hot, or even slutty. You look STUPID. You look like you want to be one of the aforementioned looks, but you really really really don’t. You are no supermodel – stop trying to imitate them.