Tolerate THIS!

What the FUCK is up with people? I am not saying that my opinion is more valid than another person’s, or I am better or more important than any other person, but why does everyone think the fucking world revolves around THEM?? Let me just clear up a few misconceptions the general public seems to have:

1. Just because you CAN turn right on a red light and you are in the right hand lane does not mean you HAVE to turn right from that lane at a red light. The exception, fuck-wits, is if it is a TURN ONLY LANE. Honking at me and yelling “GO” in your enclosed car (I can read lips, but sadly do not have the hearing of Superman) is not going to make me turn right from a lane that is not specifically marked as turn only unless I am going that way – which I wasn’t that morning. Running late, asshat? Leave 15 fucking minutes earlier or just deal with being late.

2. When getting on an elevator, the people getting OFF have a kind of “right of way”. It is just common sense as well as common courtesy as they have VERY limited space in which to maneuver, while the people on the outside of the elevator have much more space. My girlfriend and I were exiting an elevator at the mall – or trying to anyway. This snot nosed little bitch – no more than 16 – and her group of BFFs (please note the sarcasm used with that annoying fucking term) decided to shove their way onto the elevator before we got out. I would have normally made a very passive/aggressive comment after the fact, but instead said something to the effect of, “people getting off go first, so get out of the way, assholes”. Yeah, I was rude, but no longer shooting comments to empty air. I want the offenders to know that they are offensive.

3. When you are walking, as you would in driving, do NOT step in a flowing lane of traffic and come to a dead fucking stop. Really? Are you really so fucking mentally impaired that you can’t figure THAT one out?? It is due to the lot of you fucking idiots that we have traffic jams. Walking down the RIGHT HAND SIDE of the mall (like driving, fucktards!) and this group of 18 ethnic-group-withheld morons come out of a store and make a damn chorus line across the walkway, causing everyone to come to a stop. Then, as if that wasn’t a good enough example of their selfish idiocy, they got irritated when people began to cut THROUGH the line to continue on their way. One went so far as to say (spelled to accentuate the accent), “We’re talkeeng heer.” Well, that just kinda set me off and I responded, “GET the FUCK to the center of the walkway and out of traffic and you will be able to remain stupid and un-inconvenienced as well as continue your no doubt vitally important conversation, dick-for-brains” or something of similar ilk.

Really, when did we decide that the world revolved around preserving the stupid at the expense of the intelligent or considerate? And while we are on this subject, let me give you the definition of “tolerance” (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tolerance):

tol•er•ance - /ˈtɒlərəns/ –noun
1. a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward those whose opinions, practices, race, religion, nationality, etc., differ from one's own; freedom from bigotry.
2. a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward opinions and practices that differ from one's own.
3. interest in and concern for ideas, opinions, practices, etc., foreign to one's own; a liberal, undogmatic viewpoint.
4. the act or capacity of enduring; endurance: My tolerance of noise is limited.
5. Medicine/Medical, Immunology .
a. the power of enduring or resisting the action of a drug, poison, etc.: a tolerance to antibiotics.
b. the lack of or low levels of immune response to transplanted tissue or other foreign substance that is normally immunogenic.
6. Machinery .
a. the permissible range of variation in a dimension of an object. Compare allowance ( def. 8 ) .
b. the permissible variation of an object or objects in some characteristic such as hardness, weight, or quantity.
7. Also called allowance. Coining . a permissible deviation in the fineness and weight of coin, owing to the difficulty of securing exact conformity to the standard prescribed by law.

Nowhere in that fucking definition does it say I have to stop doing something because you don’t fucking like it. Don’t like my Christianity? Tough shit. Want me NOT to wish a Merry Christmas or Happy Easter, but rather say Happy Holidays? FUCK OFF. Perhaps YOU should start practicing some mother fucking tolerance and stop using that word as an excuse to bury anything you may not agree with. I tolerate your stupidity and allow you to believe whatever you want to believe. If you wish me a Happy Hanukah or Blessed Yule – or even Happy Kwanza (though it is not a real holiday and more bigoted than anything even the KKK could come up with… I’ll make a Kwanza posting some other time) – I will not be offended. In fact, I will wish you a Merry Christmas. It is a warm wish from me to you to enjoy the spirit of the season, even if you honor a different spirit.

GROW THE FUCK UP and stop crying like a fucking pussy over something so fucking stupid!

Tired of the stupid people.
Want them all to go away.