Official Gene Pool Lifeguard

I am tired of it all.
The stupid people seem to be getting more and more prevalent. So I have decided to become an Official Gene Pool Lifeguard.
Responsibilities include, but are not limited to:
1. Making sure that the human race is not held back by the proliferation of stupidity.
2. Recruiting additional OGPL members.
3. Informing the rest of humanity of the risk they take if they hook up with a moron.
4. Keeping the morons from propagating.

It's like this... if there is someone that poses a danger to the advancement of the human race, such as a welfare addict that will not go out and get a job though perfectly able to do so or individuals that sue over acts of idiocy (such as the McDonalds lady that spilled hot coffee on herself and sued McDonalds for giving her HOT coffee) to get rich quick, a OGPL Citation is issued. They have to go to a court that looks at the issue and determines if they are indeed stupid. If so, they have to pay a fine. These fines go DIRECTLY to the schools of America (in an effort to EDUCATE the kids and keep them from becoming a stupid burden on society).

If an individual gets 3 citations in a single 12 month period, the REAL actions are taken. They have to go get a vasectomy (for men) or the 5 year birth control implant (for women) so that they do NOT have any children. They then have a 5 year sentence to serve where they pose no threat to the rest of the population by breeding.

During that 5 years, they cannot get more than 2 citations in a 12 month period. If they can do that, the vasectomy/birth control implant will be reversed. If they cannot make it, the procedure stays permanent and they will not be allowed to have children that will undoubtedly grow up to be moronic assholes like them.

This is just a rough idea at this point, but be on the lookout for the OGPL shirts and hats. It is an idea that will take off. Tell your friends. Tell your neighbors. Tell everyone that stupid people's days are numbered!